Written on 11:36 PM by Kristen
Ok I cannot decide what to do with my hair now that it's brown.
Leave it till after new york? Maybe, it's kinda fading and I have to wear makeup or my face disappears. The brown color also seems to change color if I take pictures outside vs. inside.
Current Hair
College Shorter Blonder Hair
Post College Really Long Blonde Hair
Possible Inspiration Hairdo, if I decide to cut it all off again.
I had short hair last year, and I've been growing it out.. I'm not sure I want to undo all of that just yet. I've been enjoying the ability to pull it back when I am lazy or working out.
I also like having long hair if I go dancing.. but when's the last time I did that?
This chick in the picture also has major cheekbones and a possible eye lift. This hair might make my face look fat.
Any Ideas??
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Written on 9:07 PM by Kristen
So it is reallly cold at my work. I mean reee-leee cold.. Mostly on our floor. Sometimes I go visit people on other floors just to thaw out. Cuz, I mean it's hard to be taken seriously at work when you are clenched in a full body shiver and have a ruddy dose..(runny nose).
We have jeans months during July and August, so I've been wearing my longest thickest jeans every day, and some type of sweater or shirt, plus a "work sweater". The one you keep in your car and wear every single day and has pen ink on the sleeves. Also, I keep a rocket launching space heater under my desk, which I call my "Fan" to make it appear cube legal. It sounds like a space ship taking off when I start it up.. Beeep Beeep Beeep . Whoooosh!
So even if my feet are blazing fire tootsies, my arms will still be numb on top of my desk. It's only a matter of time before I catch the croup, and have to cut off the blackened tips of each of my fingers. I've contemplated those 80's Madonna fingerless gloves, but I didn't want word getting around that I am a scurvy transient, or worse, an Emo.
So one of my gossip/news websites has an article most newsworthy titled,
Ultimate Battle: The Snuggie vs. Slanket vs. Freedom Blanket vs. Blankoat
I'm glad to know someone has thoroughly tested said products, because I have been contemplating a snuggie/slanket .. purchase for some time now.
Futhermore, I will be going to New York next month, and I fear that I'll be cold on the airplane ride, and maybe the hotel won't have quality bedspreads, and what if I get a chill watching Phantom of the Opera.
Can I take a Slanket on the subway? I mean it's New York, aren't people strange there already? Is it in poor taste to take a Slanket to the Theatre? I don't imagine it would be dangerous....
No mugger is going to yell "Hey tourist.. give me your blankie"
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Written on 11:55 PM by Kristen
Lets hope this week is better than the last few have been.
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life,
stupid people,
work
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Written on 10:19 PM by Kristen
Here is my now slightly darker hair color. It's my evil alternate personality.
And this is me if I became a vampire/rockstar. Apparently I am a happy vampire/rockstar.
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rockstars,
vampires
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Written on 8:51 AM by Kristen
OK, sometimes Cute Overload ( www.cuteoverload.com ) is just too cute for my own good. I really felt the "overload" this morning. I mean if it weren't for my PJ's and lack of showering, I was halfway out the door to purchase a tiny creature of my very own. I wouldn't even mind if his cage got smelly. Soooo cute!
I mean I don't have time for a dog, but I think a guinea pig wouldn't mind so much if I was at work all day. Stephanie Plum had a hamster and they got along great.
I feel the urge to talk baby talk and say words like snorgle and mooshie right now.
Stop the insanity!!!!
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cuteness,
internet
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Written on 9:52 PM by Kristen
First Class gets warm hand towelettes and a turbulent ride to Hell.
Get a first look at the new scientology "Ideal Org" uniforms. Utopia for the insanely evil and deluded.
When you want to say, "Why yes, I am a flight attendant, but I can still lead anyone with enough cash and fame to a fiery damnation"
I think they really lost everyone with the whole red-lined cape thing. Were they going for...
Modern day warlock?
Hogwarts Hussy?
Criss Angel's bathrobe?
FYI - her shoes kill vampires and the guy on the left has been castrated.
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Written on 10:49 PM by Kristen
Never fear comrades.. it is once again safe for persons of normal temperature to enter my apartment. My apartment handy-dudes came by again to fix the air conditioning after last months book club disaster, and it's been coolin' ever since. I have decided to move, but I haven't told the apartment complex yet. Instead I asked the manager of the complex for some kind of compensation on my electric bills, since the A/C was running non stop. I ended up getting a 150 dollar credit towards August rent. Now I'll tell them I'm moving... mwaaa haaa haaaaa
Which leads to my next story of the time I supposed my car alignment was off, and Firestone said it was not, just that I probably had a wanky tire. So I went to discount tire and told them they sold me a bad tire, and I wanted a new one. When they said they couldnt tell which if any tires were internally faulty, I said, that's OK because I want you to replace the tire on the other side too, since it wore out the tread unevenly. Then they proceeded to spend an hour rotating all the tires around multiple times trying to figure out which one it was so they'd only have to give me one tire.
They sent some poor 16 year old fool to tell me the bad news, that they would only replace one, but really weren't sure which one it was. The young lad had no chance, I argued so well and said I didnt have time to waste to have them keep trying to figure it out, so they better just replace all 3 tires that were worn.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, I left that day with 3 brand new tires.
Which leads me to my blog title and ultimate question..... Why can't I ever get a warning from a police officer. I've been pulled over like 7 times probably and always gotten a ticket. Even when I was just barely 16 and my mom was in the car with me. One time I was actually crying real tears b/c i thought my parents were gonna ground me. No Dice. I have no luck when it comes to that. Any tips????
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Written on 10:44 PM by Kristen
Wow, I have lots of excess imagination with nothing to do on a Saturday other than organize my brand new giant box of make up..... 
(insert evil laugh of makeover genius here...)
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makeup,
Mary Kay
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