Hahaha
Written on 11:33 PM by Kristen
Here are two.
and this beauty...
Update to the previous post, my hair is now drastically different. I'll post pictures soon.
Decisions Decisions..
Written on 11:36 PM by Kristen
Ok I cannot decide what to do with my hair now that it's brown.
Leave it till after new york? Maybe, it's kinda fading and I have to wear makeup or my face disappears. The brown color also seems to change color if I take pictures outside vs. inside.
Current Hair
College Shorter Blonder Hair
Post College Really Long Blonde Hair
Possible Inspiration Hairdo, if I decide to cut it all off again.
I had short hair last year, and I've been growing it out.. I'm not sure I want to undo all of that just yet. I've been enjoying the ability to pull it back when I am lazy or working out.
I also like having long hair if I go dancing.. but when's the last time I did that?
This chick in the picture also has major cheekbones and a possible eye lift. This hair might make my face look fat.
Any Ideas??
Important Life Altering Public Service Announcement.
Written on 9:07 PM by Kristen
So it is reallly cold at my work. I mean reee-leee cold.. Mostly on our floor. Sometimes I go visit people on other floors just to thaw out. Cuz, I mean it's hard to be taken seriously at work when you are clenched in a full body shiver and have a ruddy dose..(runny nose).
We have jeans months during July and August, so I've been wearing my longest thickest jeans every day, and some type of sweater or shirt, plus a "work sweater". The one you keep in your car and wear every single day and has pen ink on the sleeves. Also, I keep a rocket launching space heater under my desk, which I call my "Fan" to make it appear cube legal. It sounds like a space ship taking off when I start it up.. Beeep Beeep Beeep . Whoooosh!
So even if my feet are blazing fire tootsies, my arms will still be numb on top of my desk. It's only a matter of time before I catch the croup, and have to cut off the blackened tips of each of my fingers. I've contemplated those 80's Madonna fingerless gloves, but I didn't want word getting around that I am a scurvy transient, or worse, an Emo.
So one of my gossip/news websites has an article most newsworthy titled,
Ultimate Battle: The Snuggie vs. Slanket vs. Freedom Blanket vs. Blankoat
I'm glad to know someone has thoroughly tested said products, because I have been contemplating a snuggie/slanket .. purchase for some time now.
Futhermore, I will be going to New York next month, and I fear that I'll be cold on the airplane ride, and maybe the hotel won't have quality bedspreads, and what if I get a chill watching Phantom of the Opera.
Can I take a Slanket on the subway? I mean it's New York, aren't people strange there already? Is it in poor taste to take a Slanket to the Theatre? I don't imagine it would be dangerous....
No mugger is going to yell "Hey tourist.. give me your blankie"
Monday Fun-day!
Written on 11:55 PM by Kristen
Lets hope this week is better than the last few have been.
Va va va ... Vampire???
Written on 10:19 PM by Kristen
Here is my now slightly darker hair color. It's my evil alternate personality.
And this is me if I became a vampire/rockstar. Apparently I am a happy vampire/rockstar.
I just can't take it anymore!!
Written on 8:51 AM by Kristen
OK, sometimes Cute Overload ( www.cuteoverload.com ) is just too cute for my own good. I really felt the "overload" this morning. I mean if it weren't for my PJ's and lack of showering, I was halfway out the door to purchase a tiny creature of my very own. I wouldn't even mind if his cage got smelly. Soooo cute!
I mean I don't have time for a dog, but I think a guinea pig wouldn't mind so much if I was at work all day. Stephanie Plum had a hamster and they got along great.
I feel the urge to talk baby talk and say words like snorgle and mooshie right now.
Stop the insanity!!!!
Now Boarding....
Written on 9:52 PM by Kristen
First Class gets warm hand towelettes and a turbulent ride to Hell.
Get a first look at the new scientology "Ideal Org" uniforms. Utopia for the insanely evil and deluded.
When you want to say, "Why yes, I am a flight attendant, but I can still lead anyone with enough cash and fame to a fiery damnation"
I think they really lost everyone with the whole red-lined cape thing. Were they going for...
Modern day warlock?
Hogwarts Hussy?
Criss Angel's bathrobe?
FYI - her shoes kill vampires and the guy on the left has been castrated.
