Wow I've been busy.......

Written on 11:12 PM by Kristen

Dear 70 year old self... One day you will be an old crazy lady living in Florida with your best friends. Please build a time machine out of coconuts and flash back to 2010 - circa Spring Time, the rainy season.


Find a Super Massive Red Hole, a.k.a. what used to be known as Target, and purchase these!

You'll thank me later!


















Dear 28 year old self....
One day a man will cross your path. He won't look like a real man, but you'll know him by his shirt seemingly covered in tattoo's and graffiti with his name written on the back in Gold.
Hit the gas, not the brake. You'll thank me later.