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Written on 10:14 PM by Kristen
This is the second hilarious half of the "how to poop at work" posting. If you didn't read part 1 I suggest that you go back to the All Things Inappropriate post and read it first. Fair Warning, Part 2 is a little more gross.
How To Poop At Work - Part Deuce:
SOME VARIETIES~
*The King Poop* - This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
*Bali Belly Poop* - You poop so much you lose 5 lbs.
*Cement Block* - You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.
*Cork Poop* - (Also Known as Floater Poop) = Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.
*The Bungee Poop* - The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water.
*The Crippler* - The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.
*The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang* - The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
*The Party Pooper* - The giant poop you take at a party and, when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
More hilarity coming soon :)
