Important Life Altering Public Service Announcement.
Written on 9:07 PM by Kristen
So it is reallly cold at my work. I mean reee-leee cold.. Mostly on our floor. Sometimes I go visit people on other floors just to thaw out. Cuz, I mean it's hard to be taken seriously at work when you are clenched in a full body shiver and have a ruddy dose..(runny nose).
We have jeans months during July and August, so I've been wearing my longest thickest jeans every day, and some type of sweater or shirt, plus a "work sweater". The one you keep in your car and wear every single day and has pen ink on the sleeves. Also, I keep a rocket launching space heater under my desk, which I call my "Fan" to make it appear cube legal. It sounds like a space ship taking off when I start it up.. Beeep Beeep Beeep . Whoooosh!
So even if my feet are blazing fire tootsies, my arms will still be numb on top of my desk. It's only a matter of time before I catch the croup, and have to cut off the blackened tips of each of my fingers. I've contemplated those 80's Madonna fingerless gloves, but I didn't want word getting around that I am a scurvy transient, or worse, an Emo.
So one of my gossip/news websites has an article most newsworthy titled,
Ultimate Battle: The Snuggie vs. Slanket vs. Freedom Blanket vs. Blankoat
I'm glad to know someone has thoroughly tested said products, because I have been contemplating a snuggie/slanket .. purchase for some time now.
Futhermore, I will be going to New York next month, and I fear that I'll be cold on the airplane ride, and maybe the hotel won't have quality bedspreads, and what if I get a chill watching Phantom of the Opera.
Can I take a Slanket on the subway? I mean it's New York, aren't people strange there already? Is it in poor taste to take a Slanket to the Theatre? I don't imagine it would be dangerous....
No mugger is going to yell "Hey tourist.. give me your blankie"
