I'm just saying.. you're probably going to hell....

Written on 10:18 PM by Kristen

Have you ever gotten unfortunately and disastrously lost on the internet, and taken a serious wrong turn down Time Wasting Lane?   I clicked on one of my friends' much younger siblings blogs in order to see her latest pregnancy update (shudder), only to see the ever present Mo list of "Me and My Man" themed blogs. 


Kami and Kyle,
Jeff and Crystal,
The I'm Happier than you Family,

I clicked on a few links to blogs of people I used to know back in High School, which leads you to blogs of other people you used to know etc... etc.... etc.........

Eventually I just start taking random crapshoots at the names to see if I know anyone else, or if there are any funny pictures.  I swear to god the below post is not doctored in any way.  Names have been changed to protect the Guilty.

"I found out I was pregnant when I was in Idaho visting my parents back in September. I wanted to tell my mom in a funny way so I knew it had to include my sister with Down's Syndrome, Jenny*. I wanted Jenny* to take the pregnancy test to my mom and just hand it to her and say "Mom, I think I'm pregnant"  but Jenny* can never follow directions. She always has to ruin our plans by changing things up and saying whatever she wants which totally ruins the moment"

 Wow, I'm so sorry your special needs sister had to go and ruin your perfect life.  At least you've found the humor in Down's Syndrome and use it to liven up family events. 
I currently loathe the internet.  What's the word for being anti-social, but only towards the internet?

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2 Comments

  1. Alison | March 22, 2009 at 12:08 AM

    Geesh. I would NEVER have my sister without Down Syndrome take a pregnancy test to my mother as a joke . . . what in the hell is wrong with this person?? I also hate all those blogs with the people showing you how cute their family is and how cute their husband is and how cute their craft projects are. Wow. I want to be a mother, but I'm gonna try extra hard not to completely lose all semblance of reality. sigh.

     
  2. Maigen | March 25, 2009 at 1:09 AM

    I think the word you're looking for is "living."

     

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