Written on 1:40 PM by Kristen
After going to a fabulous Mary Kay party last week , thank you Maigen, I went to the website to read up and see what else was out there....
And I found this!!!
You can try on all the Mary Kay makeup, and yummy lipgloss right there on the website, and apparently change your hair and possible religious/ethnic affiliations. The lipgloss doesn't taste as yummy on the website though. :(
I'm thinking based on the photo below that I need to dye my hair this winter, but that would require an entire wardrobe change as well. I may just have to leave it for posterity on the website instead. I was sad to see they didn't have the Kate Gosselin hairdo for psycho's though. I'll just have to wonder what I look like as crazy.
I wonder if I'll get any offers to be a mail order bride from this????
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hair,
makeup,
Mary Kay
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Written on 10:26 PM by Kristen
In honor of the next Harry Potter movie, I found this beauty on the inter-web. Somehow reminds me of my Ron dearest and his faulty owl.
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internet,
movies
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Written on 6:44 PM by Kristen
Don't do drugs.. Especially in your face. That is all.
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wisdom
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Written on 8:32 PM by Kristen
This is how I've been shocked and surprised today, by things that some of them, I really should just know by now. Others I didn't see coming.
When your 100% socially inept boss's boss stops by the cake for people's anniversaries of working at the company, and he says "happy birthday". Smiles and walks off with cake like a jackass.
When you find out via internet that someone you know probably has fake boobs.
When you know someone has a ridiculously small forehead, either/or too much hair, but you're still shocked to see it. Like it's some circus side show you cant stop staring at.
When you realize why your old college roomate wore 18 virginity bracelets, because you now see her younger sisters wedding pictures on facebook and her younger sister already has a kid. Ohhhh.! Now I get it.
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Written on 10:11 PM by Kristen
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random
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Written on 12:03 PM by Kristen
Papa John. And aren't you intrigued to know how my new boyfriend, who we'll call Big Papa, brought his love of garlic and cheese into my life? About a month ago I decided to give Big Papa a chance, after my Ex, Soprano, skipped town never to be heard from again. Jerk! Big things come in small packages a-la the delivery driver Rico. Rico was late bringing Big Papa for our first date, he took over an hour in fact. By then I was a raving hungry lunatic with an empty plate and a broken heart. But Papa did what no man had done before.
Big Papa was sorry. So sorry that he wrote his sorry-ness on a post card and sent it old school style to my mail box, offering me a free no strings second chance at Big Papa love. How could I resist such a heartfelt apology? Big Papa got his second chance and boy did he deliver. Ladies, that is a true apology. Not the kind that is spoken into the air, never to be remembered again, but that kind that I can go back to days and days later to know just how sorry he really is. In fact I am tasting Big Papa's apology right now, and it's even better on the 3rd day.
I heart you Papa!! Lets be sorry for the rest of our lives!
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food,
men
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Written on 6:57 PM by Kristen
Yep, he dared me....... to take a picture of his dumb-a%% . I bet he feels really silly when a cop pulls him over for speeding and looking like a jack-a%%.
I wonder how much that ticket costs.
Our dear friend Alison has a theory about dudes in mustangs. This just solidifies the theory and pushes it farther towards a certified entry in the Wikipedia of douchebaggery.
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cars,
idiots
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I wonder if I'll get any offers to be a mail order bride from this????
